Is your child approaching those glorious teenage years? Have they started sulking for England, throwing apoplectic strops, slamming bedroom doors that shake the house to its very foundations? Have they turned from a child straight out of a fabric softener advertisement to the lead role in The Exorcist?
Welcome to the wonderful world of teenagers. Trust me, nothing will have prepared you for this moment, nothing. I don’t care if you’ve climbed Everest single-handed wearing nothing but a pair of Y-fronts, living with teenagers is akin to kicking jelly up a ladder. It’s horrible, they’re horrible, and your life will collapse from the weight of their physical and emotional angst.
Read this for a bit of light relief.
Welcome to the wonderful world of teenagers. Trust me, nothing will have prepared you for this moment, nothing. I don’t care if you’ve climbed Everest single-handed wearing nothing but a pair of Y-fronts, living with teenagers is akin to kicking jelly up a ladder. It’s horrible, they’re horrible, and your life will collapse from the weight of their physical and emotional angst.
Read this for a bit of light relief.
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