Where am I Now-When I Need Me?

From Garrison Keilor: the disgraceful behavior of one Harvey Bernstein, failed poet, failed novelist, failed husband, failed father, failed drunk, and failed suicide, who, when we first meet him, is employed as failing instructor at the Best Selling Writers Scholl of Condon Heights, Connecticut, and writing yet another suicide note. Into his life comes Cathy Lewis Lovibond Lomard Lamont, (choose one) and off they go to Hollywood where Cathy is going to write a best-selling novel, and Harvey is going to show her how. This book may or may not be a work of art, but it sure is funny.