The Millennial Light Vampires
(2024)(The fourth book in the Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit series)
A novel by Vaughn Ashby
Strange spectacular spherical objects have been spotted prancing around the woods of nearby lakes. Local officials haven’t bothered to investigate, which is their loss, because they are… well, they are boobs, and they are tit-tacular.
After sharing a dumpster-sized amount of exposition with each other, the group has a clear goal… okay, a semi-transparent goal… okay, murky at best. Get home? Maybe? For some of them?
Either way, they have to figure out what exactly happened to them and why, and their best way to do so is to explore the Aurora Wasteland and all its murky tit-tacular creatures that fill it. Only one small problem, they are absolutely terrible at it, while also being garbage at being a team��� so yeah, things start off bad, and … well, they pretty much stay there. But don’t worry, they can’t stay bad forever… can they? Again Maybe? Though from other teams getting in the way, to Lamorne collaborating with people they’ve recently only read about to… well... Millennial Light Vampires with… well… really big boobs, there it’s out there and said, to say the least they are abso-fucking-lutely lost.
Welcome to The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit and the AURORA WASTELAND.
After sharing a dumpster-sized amount of exposition with each other, the group has a clear goal… okay, a semi-transparent goal… okay, murky at best. Get home? Maybe? For some of them?
Either way, they have to figure out what exactly happened to them and why, and their best way to do so is to explore the Aurora Wasteland and all its murky tit-tacular creatures that fill it. Only one small problem, they are absolutely terrible at it, while also being garbage at being a team��� so yeah, things start off bad, and … well, they pretty much stay there. But don’t worry, they can’t stay bad forever… can they? Again Maybe? Though from other teams getting in the way, to Lamorne collaborating with people they’ve recently only read about to… well... Millennial Light Vampires with… well… really big boobs, there it’s out there and said, to say the least they are abso-fucking-lutely lost.
Welcome to The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit and the AURORA WASTELAND.
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