SEASONAL SASSINESS
Deck the halls with leopard print and pour the sherry – Christmas is coming to The Golden House!
Our favorite sixty-something troublemakers are determined to celebrate their first "peaceful" Christmas together, without kids or exes. (Spoiler alert: It's about as peaceful as a turkey in a tinsel factory!)
Watch in horror – er, delight – as:
Deck the halls with leopard print and pour the sherry – Christmas is coming to The Golden House!
Our favorite sixty-something troublemakers are determined to celebrate their first "peaceful" Christmas together, without kids or exes. (Spoiler alert: It's about as peaceful as a turkey in a tinsel factory!)
Watch in horror – er, delight – as:
- Rosie attempts to cook Christmas dinner for twelve (despite having never successfully boiled an egg)
Emma organizes a "Santa Baby" dance routine that scandalizes the local carol singers
The ladies exchange gifts that would make even Mrs. Claus blush
An impromptu Christmas Eve party attracts half the neighborhood... and several uninvited exes
Their attempt at a sophisticated Christmas cocktail party descends into a karaoke marathon featuring six tipsy seniors belting "All I Want For Christmas"
But the real chaos begins when a surprise midnight visitor wearing a Santa suit turns out to be Derek (Rosie's ex), carrying a diamond ring and a determination to win her back. Not to be outdone, the handsome doctor arrives with mistletoe and intentions of his own. And is that Maria's ex-husband climbing down the chimney? (Note: The fire brigade only had to be called once.)
Between managing unexpected reunions, hiding inappropriate gifts from visiting grandchildren, and trying to prevent Julie from serving her "experimental" Christmas pudding, our golden girls discover that the best Christmas presents don't come wrapped in paper – they come wrapped in friendship, love, and just a touch of scandal.
"The perfect Christmas read! Like Love Actually meets The Golden Girls – with extra sass!" "I laughed so hard I spilled my sherry!"
From the bestselling author of the Rosie Brown series comes a festive tale proving that Christmas spirit improves with age – just like a fine wine. Or at least, that's what they keep telling themselves as they open the third bottle.
Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous caroling, an urge to decorate everything that doesn't move, and a sudden appreciation for mulled wine at inappropriate hours. Read with caution and a designated driver.
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