What is the saying again? When life throws you lemons, turn it into lemonade?
Well, I sure as hell tried, but being the very first child to be born from a vampire mother and a human father, I didn’t have much chance of success.
I was f*cked from birth. Pure and simply f*cked.
Now, all I could do was make the best of what life has thrown at me. Listen to me, here I am complaining. I shouldn’t. I have everything, and more, than any man can ask for. I live the life of a human and can walk in the sun. I inherited billions from my father— probably only because he felt guilty that my mother died during childbirth. Not surprisingly, since no one knew what to expect. No vampire in the existence of the species has ever given birth to a child. No one has ever since.
I live large. I can afford to. I play even harder… at my exclusive underground club, Bites and Nibbles, where vampire Masters offer humans untold pleasures.
I have enemies. Many of them. Humans and vampires alike, who turn my peaceful world into a bloody warzone. Some days I feel like neither of them likes me. F*ck ‘hem. I am still alive and intend to stay that way indefinitely.
I’m Zandor Santiago, and this is my f*cked up story… come along for the ride… if you dare.
Note: Although the blurb is in 1st POV, the book is written in 3rd POV.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Well, I sure as hell tried, but being the very first child to be born from a vampire mother and a human father, I didn’t have much chance of success.
I was f*cked from birth. Pure and simply f*cked.
Now, all I could do was make the best of what life has thrown at me. Listen to me, here I am complaining. I shouldn’t. I have everything, and more, than any man can ask for. I live the life of a human and can walk in the sun. I inherited billions from my father— probably only because he felt guilty that my mother died during childbirth. Not surprisingly, since no one knew what to expect. No vampire in the existence of the species has ever given birth to a child. No one has ever since.
I live large. I can afford to. I play even harder… at my exclusive underground club, Bites and Nibbles, where vampire Masters offer humans untold pleasures.
I have enemies. Many of them. Humans and vampires alike, who turn my peaceful world into a bloody warzone. Some days I feel like neither of them likes me. F*ck ‘hem. I am still alive and intend to stay that way indefinitely.
I’m Zandor Santiago, and this is my f*cked up story… come along for the ride… if you dare.
Note: Although the blurb is in 1st POV, the book is written in 3rd POV.
Genre: Paranormal Romance