Remedial English For Reanimated Corpses

Welcome to Bela Lugosi University, where zombies, vampires, werewolves, mummies, ogres, ghouls, and other creatures of the night - and of nightmares - learn how to become better, well-rounded monsters. The problem is that even among their fellow students, zombies are treated like second-class monsters: they're victims of vampire fraternity pranks, frequent targets of werewolf sprayings, and are always the last ones picked for dodge ball. At Bela Lugosi U, vampires and werewolves rule while zombies most definitely drool. When they get pushed too far, a group of zombie underclassmen decide it's time to take matters into their own decomposing hands and end the cycle of abuse. But first they need to work on their vocabulary skills.


Genre: Horror

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