Trophy Husband

For 10 years, humorist Steve Brewer entertained America with his newspaper columns about being a work-at-home Dad. This collection, packaged into the least helpful self-help book you're ever going to see, is full of Brewer's hilarious adventures as klutzy homeowner, father of two feisty boys and proud owner of a dog named Elvis, who teethed on sprinkler heads.

"If Erma Bombeck and Dave Barry had a love child, it would be Brewer" -- Virginia Swift, author of "Brown-Eyed Girl."