Dear Lawyer,
As your ex, I have to be honest: You’re the worst lawyer ever.
Your communication skills are a joke. And dumping overtime on everyone? That’s not leadership—it’s incompetence. As for your attitude? It’s downright laughable.
By the way, those panties on your desk? Let me clear up that mystery for you. That wasn’t a desperate cry for your attention—it was the result of a lost bet. But if you were half the lawyer you claim to be, you’d have figured that out without your usual ego-tripping.
And about that phone call you overheard, yes, I did say I’m sorry I can’t sleep with you again—because I actually value my sanity and self-respect.
Oh, and my weekend plans? Definitely none of your business.
So, here��s the deal: I’m done working overtime for a boss who clearly makes everyone around him miserable.
Consider this my official notice. I quit.
Yep, you read that right, Lawzilla, I’m done.
Maybe you can use the extra time to brush up on your legal skills—or at least learn to pay your staff better.
Wishing you luck���you’ll need it!
Kennedy Hayes,
Paralegal
Dearest Kennedy,
Thank you for your candid feedback.
I’m flattered that my legal incompetence has made such a lasting impression. It’s clear you’ve been holding onto this since our split ten years ago, and I can’t blame you for wanting to get a few jabs in.
As for the ‘Worst Lawyer Ever’ title, I’ll wear it proudly.
It’s a tough world out there, and if my greatest achievement is making my ex laugh, then I guess I’m doing something right.
Best,
Cade ‘Lawzilla’ Gladwell
P.S. Looking forward to your next review. I hope it’s as charming as your last. Because nobody’s quitting.
‘Hi Lawyer, I Quit’ is a complete standalone. No cliffhanger. Jolie Day is team HEA. Definitely for adult readers only.
Genre: Romance
As your ex, I have to be honest: You’re the worst lawyer ever.
Your communication skills are a joke. And dumping overtime on everyone? That’s not leadership—it’s incompetence. As for your attitude? It’s downright laughable.
By the way, those panties on your desk? Let me clear up that mystery for you. That wasn’t a desperate cry for your attention—it was the result of a lost bet. But if you were half the lawyer you claim to be, you’d have figured that out without your usual ego-tripping.
And about that phone call you overheard, yes, I did say I’m sorry I can’t sleep with you again—because I actually value my sanity and self-respect.
Oh, and my weekend plans? Definitely none of your business.
So, here��s the deal: I’m done working overtime for a boss who clearly makes everyone around him miserable.
Consider this my official notice. I quit.
Yep, you read that right, Lawzilla, I’m done.
Maybe you can use the extra time to brush up on your legal skills—or at least learn to pay your staff better.
Wishing you luck���you’ll need it!
Kennedy Hayes,
Paralegal
Dearest Kennedy,
Thank you for your candid feedback.
I’m flattered that my legal incompetence has made such a lasting impression. It’s clear you’ve been holding onto this since our split ten years ago, and I can’t blame you for wanting to get a few jabs in.
As for the ‘Worst Lawyer Ever’ title, I’ll wear it proudly.
It’s a tough world out there, and if my greatest achievement is making my ex laugh, then I guess I’m doing something right.
Best,
Cade ‘Lawzilla’ Gladwell
P.S. Looking forward to your next review. I hope it’s as charming as your last. Because nobody’s quitting.
‘Hi Lawyer, I Quit’ is a complete standalone. No cliffhanger. Jolie Day is team HEA. Definitely for adult readers only.
Genre: Romance
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