Charlie Kenny has a fork phobia, a cyborg nana, and more bad luck than a black cat breaking a mirror on April Fool's Day.
He's on his way into space for the first time, and it's bound to go seriously wrong in all the very best ways.
Take off on the Second Chance with Charlie and see the wonders of the universe. Courteous porters will make sure you don't miss any of the sights, whether it's blagrooks gnawing on the circuitry or a violent pink mutant doing some killer dance moves. The bar is open around the clock for your pleasure, but don't make the bartender angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. (She's the pink mutant.) Keep an eye out for Greta Saltz, the Chance Fleet brand ambassador--no doubt you've already seen her on the lightstream. She never loses her bright smile, even when we're headed right into a disaster.
Uh, did we say disaster? We meant adventure! You'll get nothing but good memories from your trip, guaranteed.** As always, we thank you for choosing the Chance Fleet. Have a wonderful journey.
**This is not a contractually binding legal claim. Assurance of pleasant memories not guaranteed. If you require contractual clarity, please contact our legal representatives at the law offices of Pound, Sand, and Dhye.
If you love unexpected twists, laugh-out-loud humor, and rooting for the underdog, you'll love Dodging Fate. It's like Bill and Ted had an excellent dream about Spaceballs and Galaxy Quest getting into a fight but then some cool stuff happens, and then satisfying conclusion with happy feelings.
Laugh your way through a charming adventure.
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
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