book cover of Never Kiss a Screaming Monkey
 

Never Kiss a Screaming Monkey

(2012)
& Other Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind
A non fiction book by

 
 
From the author of the bestselling book, "Redneckedness: Living with, loving & surviving a redneck," comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll snort iced tea in an unbecoming manner.

Topics include such gems as:

. Men who, quite frankly, need killin'
. Mean Cats, Belligerent Toads & Sweet Warty Revenge
. The Heartbreaking Truth of Soul Mates
. Don't Mess With Texas Women
. Home Improvements: Lord protect me from the Home Depot Plumbing Aisle
. Manly Man Things Out Doors - are you sure that doesn't hurt?
. Suicidal scorpions and a disparaged sperm count
. Worst holiday gifts ever, and the dawn of a new era in giving?
. She ain't heavy, she's my heifer
. When good dogs go bad: Am I the only bitch in this relationship?
. Don't point at the deer . . . they don't like it. Apparently.
. I appreciate the gesture, but you can keep the dead rat . . .



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