Anthony Grace

Anthony Grace is possibly the most boring person on the planet. Don’t let that put you off his books, though. They’re the exact opposite of the author. They’re exciting. Gripping. Unputdownable. They zip along at a tremendous pace whilst he simply plods and stumbles. They are packed full of sharp, snappy dialogue whereas he speaks in a monotonous mumble, reminiscent of a frustrated walrus. Don’t be fooled by the smile either. It’s fake. Perfected through years of staring in the mirror, preparing for this very moment.

Let’s throw in some facts. Anthony was born and raised in Lincolnshire (hang on in there; it gets better) where he now lives with his wonderful (obligatory) wife and two beautiful (also obligatory) children. His interests include Norwich City (an average football team), parsnips (an average vegetable) and reading on the lavatory (in no way average, but beware of Numb Bum Syndrome). His dislikes are crowded places and small talk (yeah, big surprise there).

If you’ve got this far then congratulations. You’re a winner in my eyes. Go treat yourself to a book (one by this very author preferably). You deserve it. Have a nice day.