1,003 Great Things About Kids
(1998)A non fiction book by Lisa Birnbach, Ann Hodgman and Patricia Marx
1,003 Great Things About Kids hilariously convinces readers that they did the right thing when they decided to let these expensive, chocolate-smeared noisemakers into their homes. With sly one-liners and unspoken thoughts put into words, this trio of inventive writers pays tribute to the advantages of offspring. For example, kids are great because they give you an excuse to leave boring parties!
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