Wisdom hides from adventure.
Panic doesn’t have a plan.
Never listen to the guy who brings a lute to a sword fight.
All souls enter the afterlife screaming, but Renly Teurig's didn't make a sound. Intrigued, the goddess Neuillya came to hear the Bard's tale.
Born of the Teurig, a renowned company of performers, a young musician unwittingly binds himself to the lute of a celestial muse. Tragedy, exile, and chaos follow. As Renly struggles to master the lute's power and understand the mysterious forces that threaten his world, his days become a series of supernatural encounters, daring gambles, and near-death escapes.
Bard Hard is high-fantasy at its best, combining immersive world-building and magic systems with a humorous narrator. It takes readers on their first journey into the fantastical world of Kiir, following the life and times of one of its most enigmatic and conflicted inhabitants. With epic quests, thrilling battles, and unexpected twists and turns, it's a tale of destiny, identity, truth, sacrifice, and the power of storytelling.
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"Picked by the gods—or picked on? Either way, it's gloriously problematic!
Epic Humor, Epic Action, Epic Epic! Quests, good friends who have your back, or do they? Fabulous Action, Witty Banter (I love the wit!!) Heroes face insurmountable challenges. This is an immersive experience, the world draws you in and Oh, Yes! You're gonna love it here! LOTR, GOT, Watch out, the New Epic is Here! I can't wait for the next book, the author is Brilliant! The World is waiting for this, it just doesn't know it yet..."
~Amazon & Goodreads Reviewer, Laura Lee De Nio �� ★ ★ ★ ★
“Bard Hard is a worthy successor to The Name of the Wind.”
~Narrator of Dimensional Traveller, David Winter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"A must read for fans of Patrick Rothfuss and Brandon Sanderson!"
~Amazon & Goodreads Reviewer, Patrick C ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"This book is a masterpiece of worldbuilding, of fantastical storytelling, and for a character as snarky and irreverent as Renly Teurig can (sometimes) be, it's surprisingly heartfelt, poignant, and tragic. I cannot WAIT to see where Renly's story goes from here."
~Amazon & Goodreads Reviewer, PlasmatixUltra ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Embark on an unforgettable adventure—grab your copy of Bard Hard today!
Genre: Fantasy
Panic doesn’t have a plan.
Never listen to the guy who brings a lute to a sword fight.
All souls enter the afterlife screaming, but Renly Teurig's didn't make a sound. Intrigued, the goddess Neuillya came to hear the Bard's tale.
Born of the Teurig, a renowned company of performers, a young musician unwittingly binds himself to the lute of a celestial muse. Tragedy, exile, and chaos follow. As Renly struggles to master the lute's power and understand the mysterious forces that threaten his world, his days become a series of supernatural encounters, daring gambles, and near-death escapes.
Bard Hard is high-fantasy at its best, combining immersive world-building and magic systems with a humorous narrator. It takes readers on their first journey into the fantastical world of Kiir, following the life and times of one of its most enigmatic and conflicted inhabitants. With epic quests, thrilling battles, and unexpected twists and turns, it's a tale of destiny, identity, truth, sacrifice, and the power of storytelling.
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"Picked by the gods—or picked on? Either way, it's gloriously problematic!
Epic Humor, Epic Action, Epic Epic! Quests, good friends who have your back, or do they? Fabulous Action, Witty Banter (I love the wit!!) Heroes face insurmountable challenges. This is an immersive experience, the world draws you in and Oh, Yes! You're gonna love it here! LOTR, GOT, Watch out, the New Epic is Here! I can't wait for the next book, the author is Brilliant! The World is waiting for this, it just doesn't know it yet..."
~Amazon & Goodreads Reviewer, Laura Lee De Nio �� ★ ★ ★ ★
“Bard Hard is a worthy successor to The Name of the Wind.”
~Narrator of Dimensional Traveller, David Winter ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"A must read for fans of Patrick Rothfuss and Brandon Sanderson!"
~Amazon & Goodreads Reviewer, Patrick C ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"This book is a masterpiece of worldbuilding, of fantastical storytelling, and for a character as snarky and irreverent as Renly Teurig can (sometimes) be, it's surprisingly heartfelt, poignant, and tragic. I cannot WAIT to see where Renly's story goes from here."
~Amazon & Goodreads Reviewer, PlasmatixUltra ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Embark on an unforgettable adventure—grab your copy of Bard Hard today!
Genre: Fantasy
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