Happy Bloody Xmas & The Meet Not Cute
(2024)(The fifth book in the Angels of Wrath series)
A novel by Paulina Ian-Kane
Two Xmas Novellas in the Angels of Wrath series.
Happy Krampus Xmas
Happy Krampus Day!
Krampus who? Santa’s evil brother, duh.
The horned demon sort of cursed me, and I need to find a way to appease him.
Otherwise, I won’t be able to proceed with my donor initiation: blood, torture, death, screams—not in that order.
All I need is to follow my three-step groveling plan.
What could go wrong?
A cussing Santa, a house on fire, donors’ accidental deaths, groping spiders, a possessed hen, and pair of bloody itchy, furry shorts.
Xmas holidays suck, and not in the fun way…
The Meet Not Cute
Falling on a jock’s lap was definitely not part of my plan.
I’m turning my life around, studying hard and going my own way, when a meet not in the least cute puts me on TJ’s path.
Big.
Bigger.
A mountain of a football jock with brown, puppy eyes that unnerve me as much as they suck me in.
We have nothing in common. Not a thing.
But it seems he can’t stay away from me. So why not experiment with his new found bi-sexuality? I’m all for it.
I mean, his athletic, gigantic body is what wet dreams are made of—everything must be proportionate.
Please. Please. Please. Let it be proportionate.
I've been a...good-ish boy.
When I start to catch feelings, my self-preservation kicks in, urging me to turn and leave.
Hard to do that, though, when TJ’s massive body blocks all exits.
Warning: this book contains two Xmas MM novellas, part of the Angels of Wrath series. You need to have read Five (the previous book in the series) before diving into this one.
Happy Krampus Xmas contains an odd demonic ritual, donors’ accidental deaths, spicy sex, an attempt at child kidnapping, torture, an MC with multiplicity, cameos from all the bros, and last but not least, Lori’s madness.
The Meet Not-Cute is a sweet college love story. It contains bi-awakening, very spicy scenes, homophobic slurs and side characters, violence, talk of alcoholism, and fear of abandonment.
Please read the more detailed list of triggers at the beginning of the book before reading.
Genre: Thriller
Happy Krampus Xmas
Happy Krampus Day!
Krampus who? Santa’s evil brother, duh.
The horned demon sort of cursed me, and I need to find a way to appease him.
Otherwise, I won’t be able to proceed with my donor initiation: blood, torture, death, screams—not in that order.
All I need is to follow my three-step groveling plan.
What could go wrong?
A cussing Santa, a house on fire, donors’ accidental deaths, groping spiders, a possessed hen, and pair of bloody itchy, furry shorts.
Xmas holidays suck, and not in the fun way…
The Meet Not Cute
Falling on a jock’s lap was definitely not part of my plan.
I’m turning my life around, studying hard and going my own way, when a meet not in the least cute puts me on TJ’s path.
Big.
Bigger.
A mountain of a football jock with brown, puppy eyes that unnerve me as much as they suck me in.
We have nothing in common. Not a thing.
But it seems he can’t stay away from me. So why not experiment with his new found bi-sexuality? I’m all for it.
I mean, his athletic, gigantic body is what wet dreams are made of—everything must be proportionate.
Please. Please. Please. Let it be proportionate.
I've been a...good-ish boy.
When I start to catch feelings, my self-preservation kicks in, urging me to turn and leave.
Hard to do that, though, when TJ’s massive body blocks all exits.
Warning: this book contains two Xmas MM novellas, part of the Angels of Wrath series. You need to have read Five (the previous book in the series) before diving into this one.
Happy Krampus Xmas contains an odd demonic ritual, donors’ accidental deaths, spicy sex, an attempt at child kidnapping, torture, an MC with multiplicity, cameos from all the bros, and last but not least, Lori’s madness.
The Meet Not-Cute is a sweet college love story. It contains bi-awakening, very spicy scenes, homophobic slurs and side characters, violence, talk of alcoholism, and fear of abandonment.
Please read the more detailed list of triggers at the beginning of the book before reading.
Genre: Thriller