Added by 17 members
I’m stuck on a pleasure planet with a crazy alien warrior who is supposed to be my mate.
This is waaaaay beyond FML.
If I knew when I woke up this morning that I was gonna find out there are honest to god aliens out in space and they’re taking human women as mates and I was gonna be next… well, I would have just gone back to sleep.
The worst part?
He thinks I’m a human warrior that’s just as crazy as him.
See, I’m an actress. I’ve been stuck doing action movies.
And someone somewhere made a mistake.
They thought I did my own stunts.
So they matched us, and stuck us together.
I mean, what are two supersoldiers supposed to do on a date?
Kill cyborgs? Raid outposts?
I’m more used to mini golf and cocktails.
I better figure out a way for us to work together. And soon.
Because he’s got a whole month planned out for us.
Love really did turn out to be war.
Literally.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
This is waaaaay beyond FML.
If I knew when I woke up this morning that I was gonna find out there are honest to god aliens out in space and they’re taking human women as mates and I was gonna be next… well, I would have just gone back to sleep.
The worst part?
He thinks I’m a human warrior that’s just as crazy as him.
See, I’m an actress. I’ve been stuck doing action movies.
And someone somewhere made a mistake.
They thought I did my own stunts.
So they matched us, and stuck us together.
I mean, what are two supersoldiers supposed to do on a date?
Kill cyborgs? Raid outposts?
I’m more used to mini golf and cocktails.
I better figure out a way for us to work together. And soon.
Because he’s got a whole month planned out for us.
Love really did turn out to be war.
Literally.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Visitors also looked at these books
Used availability for Celeste King's Kaldar