The Collected Short Fiction and Autobiography of Stephen Kozeniewski, 2013-2016
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, I swear I am not a vampire. Cross my heart and eh, nevermind.
Just trust me, there are no vampires within these pages. Plenty of zombies, though. One of the short stories in this book features a zombie caveman, for instance. And another is called Exploding Shit Zombies. You can probably guess what that ones about.
Not every story is zombie-themed, of course. Ive also got a monster under the bed piece thats pretty fucking scary. And in another, a bunch of little alien goblins take over a farmstead.
This isnt just a short story collection, either. Half of its my autobiography. I guarantee youve never seen those two styles mashed together before.
I also guarantee youve never seen any fucking vampires before. Not here. Not anywhere. So lets just drop it.
What do you mean, bloodstains all over the book? Dont worry about those. Just wipe the gore off your fingers and dive in to
Yes, I Am A Vampire
Despite all the evidence to the contrary, I swear I am not a vampire. Cross my heart and eh, nevermind.
Just trust me, there are no vampires within these pages. Plenty of zombies, though. One of the short stories in this book features a zombie caveman, for instance. And another is called Exploding Shit Zombies. You can probably guess what that ones about.
Not every story is zombie-themed, of course. Ive also got a monster under the bed piece thats pretty fucking scary. And in another, a bunch of little alien goblins take over a farmstead.
This isnt just a short story collection, either. Half of its my autobiography. I guarantee youve never seen those two styles mashed together before.
I also guarantee youve never seen any fucking vampires before. Not here. Not anywhere. So lets just drop it.
What do you mean, bloodstains all over the book? Dont worry about those. Just wipe the gore off your fingers and dive in to
Yes, I Am A Vampire
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