The Adventures of Queen Arthur

Three Queen Arthur books rolled into one!NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN! Contains adult-themes, language, naughtiness, and is NOT politically correct!The Ring of Veiling Arthur has been dressing in his dearest's clothes for quite some time, but his beloved has just caught him in the act! It turns out that Guinevere is the understanding type ... and with good reason. You see, she's the one who prefers to wear the boxers in this family. Fortunately, Guinevere recalls a story from her youth regarding a magical talisman that will show a person however he or she desires to be seen. A fat man can appear thin, an old woman can appear young, and so on. This, of course, is perfect for Arthur since he desires to dress in a fashion that is more befitting a queen than a king. Merlin is a wizard (of sorts). He has been in contact with a woman from the future for many years. She has taught him much about technology and science. So much, in fact, that the people of his world believe he is capable of doing magic. One of the items she shared with him is the motion picture camera. Since then, Merlin has been looking for a project to allow him to become a director (in the film-industry sense of the word). Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable set off on a quest to retrieve the magical talisman while Merlin joins the adventure so that he may film the entire ordeal. Knights in the Past It's been eight months since Merlin has heard from Dr. Allison Smith, and he's beside himself with worry. He has to convince King Arthur to bring the knights on a quest into the future in order to figure out what's happened to her. But the future brings with it many wondrous and often frightening experiences. Even figuring out how to move about in a futuristic city is a terrifying prospect. Worse yet, they don't even have any money. The result is a hilarious romp in the year 2022... and when they learn what has truly happened to Dr. Allison Smith, their worlds will change forever! Knights in the Future After their fun trip to the distant future, Arthur and his troop are ready to get back to Camelot. Unfortunately, a glitch happened when Dr. Allison Smith entered the calculations on the time machine. Instead of returning to Camelot, the gang ended up in Ancient Rome! Now Arthur must try to find a way to keep Emperor Flaccidus's desire to execute them at bay until help arrives... assuming it ever does!