From WSJ, NYT, and #1 Amazon Bestselling Author Ilsa Madden-Mills comes a brand new enemies to lovers holiday story (40,000 words) about finding love in unexpected places.
Dear Santa,
Id like to have a word about your sense of humor. Was it really necessary to stick me, a professional hockey player nursing an injury and avoiding the media, in an isolated cabin with a bratty, boot-designing princess who seems to have made it her mission to despise me? I mean, come on, what did I ever do to you?
And lets talk about our first encounter. Was it your intention for her to barge in on me while I was enjoying a soak in the tub? It wasnt exactly my finest moment, and Im sure she didnt appreciate the view of my massive body floundering around as I tried to grab a towel.
Now, Im stuck with her, thanks to a mutual acquaintance, in the middle of a snow blizzard, navigating through bear attacks, sketchy neighbors, and whole lot of tension. I had plans, Santa, plans to escape to Cabo and forget about the world, not to be trapped with a woman who thinks Im unworthy of her time just because she cant stand hockey players.
Oh, and speaking of our delightful Iris, shes stingier with her food than Scrooge was with his pennies! Im not asking for a feast, but a guys got to eat! And could you possibly turn her yippy dog into a reindeer or something? It would certainly add to the Christmas spirit and save my eardrums.
Im trying to rediscover the meaning of Christmas, and you throw me into this chaos? Is this some kind of test, or are you just having a jolly laugh up there in the North Pole?
So heres my Christmas wish, Santa: sprinkle a bit of your magic and either get me out of here or be a Cupid and ignite a fiery, undeniable passion between us, because right now, this scenario is frostier than a snowman.
Slapshotting Through the Snow, Kyler Blanchette
Genre: Romance
Dear Santa,
Id like to have a word about your sense of humor. Was it really necessary to stick me, a professional hockey player nursing an injury and avoiding the media, in an isolated cabin with a bratty, boot-designing princess who seems to have made it her mission to despise me? I mean, come on, what did I ever do to you?
And lets talk about our first encounter. Was it your intention for her to barge in on me while I was enjoying a soak in the tub? It wasnt exactly my finest moment, and Im sure she didnt appreciate the view of my massive body floundering around as I tried to grab a towel.
Now, Im stuck with her, thanks to a mutual acquaintance, in the middle of a snow blizzard, navigating through bear attacks, sketchy neighbors, and whole lot of tension. I had plans, Santa, plans to escape to Cabo and forget about the world, not to be trapped with a woman who thinks Im unworthy of her time just because she cant stand hockey players.
Oh, and speaking of our delightful Iris, shes stingier with her food than Scrooge was with his pennies! Im not asking for a feast, but a guys got to eat! And could you possibly turn her yippy dog into a reindeer or something? It would certainly add to the Christmas spirit and save my eardrums.
Im trying to rediscover the meaning of Christmas, and you throw me into this chaos? Is this some kind of test, or are you just having a jolly laugh up there in the North Pole?
So heres my Christmas wish, Santa: sprinkle a bit of your magic and either get me out of here or be a Cupid and ignite a fiery, undeniable passion between us, because right now, this scenario is frostier than a snowman.
Slapshotting Through the Snow, Kyler Blanchette
Genre: Romance
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