Santa Claus is going to town… and it got weird.
T���was the night before Christmas, and Santa was screwed. He’s all done with cookies and milk—this year, he’s chasing something stronger.
After centuries of jingling all the way, Santa’s finally lost his mind. Blame it on Tina, an elf with a taste for the wild side—and some nasty habits. What begins as a whirlwind romance quickly devolves into a sleigh ride straight to hell.
Now, with the North Pole in chaos, Santa must face some hard truths. Has he ruined Christmas forever or can he save it?
Horribly funny, violently festive, and delightfully inappropriate, this is the holiday story you didn’t know you needed.
SANTA PSYCHO ELF F*CKER is one you’ll want to keep far, far away from the kids.
Genre: Horror
T���was the night before Christmas, and Santa was screwed. He’s all done with cookies and milk—this year, he’s chasing something stronger.
After centuries of jingling all the way, Santa’s finally lost his mind. Blame it on Tina, an elf with a taste for the wild side—and some nasty habits. What begins as a whirlwind romance quickly devolves into a sleigh ride straight to hell.
Now, with the North Pole in chaos, Santa must face some hard truths. Has he ruined Christmas forever or can he save it?
Horribly funny, violently festive, and delightfully inappropriate, this is the holiday story you didn’t know you needed.
SANTA PSYCHO ELF F*CKER is one you’ll want to keep far, far away from the kids.
Genre: Horror
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