‘Get to the airport early,’ they said. ‘You don’t want to miss your flight.’
I got here three hours before my departure time. But my flight decided to miss me.
It seems like everyone’s flight has been canceled.
They can’t all have weather delays!
All I want is to roast on a beach in Florida and forget all about the fact that I’ve been fired. Dismissed. Discharged. Terminated is the word human resources prefers. Because they’re actual sadists.
The last thing I need is this human-shaped Golden Retriever, who won’t stop smiling at me and telling me it’s not so bad. Things could be worse. No sense being angry about what we can’t control.
How about my spilled coffee? Can I be mad about that? Apparently not. He can simply buy me another one.
And when they announce there will be no more flights departing tonight, and the app shows that all the sleep pods have been instantly booked, I still shouldn’t worry. Because he can afford a room at the luxury hotel located right here in the airport.
Those rooms cost more per night than my car note. I don’t know what I did to attract this man. Was it my entirely unapproachable expression? The way I was screaming at customer service on my phone? Whatever the reason, I am not sharing a hotel room with him. His snores probably come out in the tune of ‘You Are My Sunshine.’
Not only does he get on my last nerve, but I don’t trust him. He’s too happy to be real. Even if he does seem genuinely interested in helping me find some joy in spite of my current situation.
It��s not like letting him make me smile is going to change anything.
Genre: Romance
I got here three hours before my departure time. But my flight decided to miss me.
It seems like everyone’s flight has been canceled.
They can’t all have weather delays!
All I want is to roast on a beach in Florida and forget all about the fact that I’ve been fired. Dismissed. Discharged. Terminated is the word human resources prefers. Because they’re actual sadists.
The last thing I need is this human-shaped Golden Retriever, who won’t stop smiling at me and telling me it’s not so bad. Things could be worse. No sense being angry about what we can’t control.
How about my spilled coffee? Can I be mad about that? Apparently not. He can simply buy me another one.
And when they announce there will be no more flights departing tonight, and the app shows that all the sleep pods have been instantly booked, I still shouldn’t worry. Because he can afford a room at the luxury hotel located right here in the airport.
Those rooms cost more per night than my car note. I don’t know what I did to attract this man. Was it my entirely unapproachable expression? The way I was screaming at customer service on my phone? Whatever the reason, I am not sharing a hotel room with him. His snores probably come out in the tune of ‘You Are My Sunshine.’
Not only does he get on my last nerve, but I don’t trust him. He’s too happy to be real. Even if he does seem genuinely interested in helping me find some joy in spite of my current situation.
It��s not like letting him make me smile is going to change anything.
Genre: Romance