Red, White, and Little Blue Men From Mars
(2024)(A book in the Tales of Mischief and F*ckery series)
A novel by Liz Shipton
Ain't nothin wrong with a good ol' fashioned probing.
Bobby and Nadine are in a rut. The thrill is gone. The spark has died. Their bedroom is as dead as a doornail.
So when they're abducted by aliens on the Fourth of July, it turns out to be just what the doctor ordered. Captain Alpharex and his crew of little blue men (who aren't so little, it turns out, and aren't actually men, either) are curious, excitable, and pretty much down to clown.
But what are these aliens really doing on planet Earth? And why are they so interested in buttholes?
From the author:
This is a steamy, lighthearted, standalone Independence Day romance you can read in an hour or less, at any time of year! I go for QUALITY over QUANTITY when it comes to spice, and I rate my chili peppers at about a 3.
You'll find the following tropes:
HFN ending
aliens with *conveniently designed* appendages
probing
why choose
reverse harem
silliness
action
plot twist
About the Series
Small town apocalypses? Dystopian billionaires? Fae mafia bosses? How about hockey playing shifters? A Greek god desperately in need of a nanny?
You may ask, "Why?" This series of steamy holiday instaloves asks, "Why not?" Why not a mishmash of genres? Why not funny, off-the-wall romance with hot spice and big heart? Why not a sexy hockey shifter rom-com starring the Easter bunny?
Inside these 12 books, you'll find 12 short standalone instaloves, each set during a different holiday in every month of the year.
"Even August?" I hear you asking.
Yes, friend. Even August.
"But there isn't even a holiday in Aug—"
Don't worry about it. It's gonna be fine. I have, like, eight months to figure that out. Just start at December, and we'll all be fine. Okay?
Okay.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
Bobby and Nadine are in a rut. The thrill is gone. The spark has died. Their bedroom is as dead as a doornail.
So when they're abducted by aliens on the Fourth of July, it turns out to be just what the doctor ordered. Captain Alpharex and his crew of little blue men (who aren't so little, it turns out, and aren't actually men, either) are curious, excitable, and pretty much down to clown.
But what are these aliens really doing on planet Earth? And why are they so interested in buttholes?
From the author:
This is a steamy, lighthearted, standalone Independence Day romance you can read in an hour or less, at any time of year! I go for QUALITY over QUANTITY when it comes to spice, and I rate my chili peppers at about a 3.
You'll find the following tropes:
HFN ending
aliens with *conveniently designed* appendages
probing
why choose
reverse harem
silliness
action
plot twist
About the Series
Small town apocalypses? Dystopian billionaires? Fae mafia bosses? How about hockey playing shifters? A Greek god desperately in need of a nanny?
You may ask, "Why?" This series of steamy holiday instaloves asks, "Why not?" Why not a mishmash of genres? Why not funny, off-the-wall romance with hot spice and big heart? Why not a sexy hockey shifter rom-com starring the Easter bunny?
Inside these 12 books, you'll find 12 short standalone instaloves, each set during a different holiday in every month of the year.
"Even August?" I hear you asking.
Yes, friend. Even August.
"But there isn't even a holiday in Aug—"
Don't worry about it. It's gonna be fine. I have, like, eight months to figure that out. Just start at December, and we'll all be fine. Okay?
Okay.
Genre: Paranormal Romance
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