Star Bores - The Prequel
(2011)(A book in the Star Bores! series)
A novel by Steve Barlow and Steve Skidmore
The Panting Menace, The Attack of the Clowns and the Revenge of the Hith!
It's all here in the prequel (or is it a sequel) to Star Bores - The Parody.
The Republic is doomed! The Hith have returned and they have the Jello Knights in their sights. Meet Panikin Moonwalker, an annoying kid with a multi-testosterone level out of this Galaxy, Bing-Bong Gin, a Jello master, Princess Prodme Allova, Queen of the Yahboo and a strange lisping senator. There will be trouble ahead...
And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the saga moves on ten years after the death of Bing-Bong Gin. Panikin has grown upwards, Prodme has grown outwards, Yoggi has grown feet. An army of clowns await the Jello Knights as Panikin and Prodme move ever closer through a series of outrageous coincidences to fulfil their destinies and tie up all the loose ends. You know it's going to end in tears...
The Farce will be with you - again!
COMPUTER GENERATED DIGITIZED LETTERING EFFECTS BY INDUSTRIAL WRITE AND MAGIC INK
Star Bores - the Prequel is a parody. It is not authorized,
endorsed or licensed by Lucasfilm Ltd. or anyone else
connected with the Empire.
REVIEWERS SAY:
"....it's hysterical, one of the best parodies I've seen."
"Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at this book... "
Genre: General Fiction
It's all here in the prequel (or is it a sequel) to Star Bores - The Parody.
The Republic is doomed! The Hith have returned and they have the Jello Knights in their sights. Meet Panikin Moonwalker, an annoying kid with a multi-testosterone level out of this Galaxy, Bing-Bong Gin, a Jello master, Princess Prodme Allova, Queen of the Yahboo and a strange lisping senator. There will be trouble ahead...
And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, the saga moves on ten years after the death of Bing-Bong Gin. Panikin has grown upwards, Prodme has grown outwards, Yoggi has grown feet. An army of clowns await the Jello Knights as Panikin and Prodme move ever closer through a series of outrageous coincidences to fulfil their destinies and tie up all the loose ends. You know it's going to end in tears...
The Farce will be with you - again!
COMPUTER GENERATED DIGITIZED LETTERING EFFECTS BY INDUSTRIAL WRITE AND MAGIC INK
Star Bores - the Prequel is a parody. It is not authorized,
endorsed or licensed by Lucasfilm Ltd. or anyone else
connected with the Empire.
REVIEWERS SAY:
"....it's hysterical, one of the best parodies I've seen."
"Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at this book... "
Genre: General Fiction
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