A Bear, a Dog and a Kangaroo: Books 1-3
(2020)(A book in the Humorous Travel Memoirs series)
An omnibus of novels by Tony James Slater
**THE AMAZON #1 MEMOIR, #1 HUMOR AND #1 TRAVEL BESTSELLER**
This special omnibus edition brings together three of the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous travel memoirs ever written. 'That Bear Ate My Pants!', 'Don't Need The Whole Dog!' and 'Kamikaze Kangaroos!' follow on from one another to form a hilarious and heart-warming adventure that spans the globe.
Over a thousand pages in total, with more than 1,900 5-star reviews across Amazon, these three tales are guaranteed to keep you chuckling into the early hours.
*** Save 1/3 off the individual cover prices with this special box-set edition for a limited time only! ***
'That Bear Ate My Pants!'
The incredible TRUE story of one man's struggle to survive in an Ecuadorian animal refuge.
There comes a time in every man's life when he says to himself, "Holy crap! I'm about to be eaten by a bear!"
Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a man.
It never occurred to him that 'or die trying' might be an option...
The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.
Just how do you 'look after' something that's trying it's damnedest to kill you and eat you?
And how do you find love when you a) don't speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?
If only he'd had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he'd bought some travel insurance...
'Don't Need The Whole Dog!'
The bizarre-but-true story of one man's epic mission to escape the daily grind, and find his destiny in paradise.
In the summer of 2004, Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, looking to become a man.
Not all of him returned.
But the bit that did was fuelled by a burning desire to do... something.
Something that mattered.
And, ideally, to get the hell out of England in the process.
His dream was to blatantly steal his friend Toby's dream -
of escaping to Thailand and becoming a professional diver.
But when a man like this goes on a search for adventure, it's bound to end in tears.
After all, this isn't just any old idiot.
This is Tony James Slater - the man who was carrying that jaguar when it woke up.
And to make things worse - he's not alone...
So batten down the hatches! Lock up your power tools! And
for gawd's sake turn the electricity off.
Because that idiot from Ecuador is back.
And this time, he's brought the whole family...
'Kamikaze Kangaroos!'
Tony James Slater knew nothing about Australia.
Except for the fact that he'd just arrived there.
The stage is set for an outrageous adventure: three people, one van, on an epic, 20,000 mile road trip around Australia.
What could possibly go wrong?
Of course, the van - nicknamed 'Rusty' - is a crumbling wreck, held together by the world's most garish paint job.
They're criss-crossing the continent through some of the most inhospitable land on the planet - the infamous Aussie Outback.
And isn't there something about Australian animals being... well, you know, kind of dangerous?
Unprepared, under-qualified and hopelessly inept, Tony battles gigantic pumpkins, mechanical mishaps and suicidal kangaroos, armed only with a thong and a sense of humour. One thing's for sure; this 'adventure of a lifetime' - if they survive it - is something they're never going to forget.
So, scull those stubbies!
Grab your galahs!
And put down that platypus.
LOOK OUT, AUSTRALIA!
There's an idiot coming...
Three incredible TRUE stories - check them out now!
This special omnibus edition brings together three of the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous travel memoirs ever written. 'That Bear Ate My Pants!', 'Don't Need The Whole Dog!' and 'Kamikaze Kangaroos!' follow on from one another to form a hilarious and heart-warming adventure that spans the globe.
Over a thousand pages in total, with more than 1,900 5-star reviews across Amazon, these three tales are guaranteed to keep you chuckling into the early hours.
*** Save 1/3 off the individual cover prices with this special box-set edition for a limited time only! ***
'That Bear Ate My Pants!'
The incredible TRUE story of one man's struggle to survive in an Ecuadorian animal refuge.
There comes a time in every man's life when he says to himself, "Holy crap! I'm about to be eaten by a bear!"
Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a man.
It never occurred to him that 'or die trying' might be an option...
The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.
Just how do you 'look after' something that's trying it's damnedest to kill you and eat you?
And how do you find love when you a) don't speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?
If only he'd had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he'd bought some travel insurance...
'Don't Need The Whole Dog!'
The bizarre-but-true story of one man's epic mission to escape the daily grind, and find his destiny in paradise.
In the summer of 2004, Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, looking to become a man.
Not all of him returned.
But the bit that did was fuelled by a burning desire to do... something.
Something that mattered.
And, ideally, to get the hell out of England in the process.
His dream was to blatantly steal his friend Toby's dream -
of escaping to Thailand and becoming a professional diver.
But when a man like this goes on a search for adventure, it's bound to end in tears.
After all, this isn't just any old idiot.
This is Tony James Slater - the man who was carrying that jaguar when it woke up.
And to make things worse - he's not alone...
So batten down the hatches! Lock up your power tools! And
for gawd's sake turn the electricity off.
Because that idiot from Ecuador is back.
And this time, he's brought the whole family...
'Kamikaze Kangaroos!'
Tony James Slater knew nothing about Australia.
Except for the fact that he'd just arrived there.
The stage is set for an outrageous adventure: three people, one van, on an epic, 20,000 mile road trip around Australia.
What could possibly go wrong?
Of course, the van - nicknamed 'Rusty' - is a crumbling wreck, held together by the world's most garish paint job.
They're criss-crossing the continent through some of the most inhospitable land on the planet - the infamous Aussie Outback.
And isn't there something about Australian animals being... well, you know, kind of dangerous?
Unprepared, under-qualified and hopelessly inept, Tony battles gigantic pumpkins, mechanical mishaps and suicidal kangaroos, armed only with a thong and a sense of humour. One thing's for sure; this 'adventure of a lifetime' - if they survive it - is something they're never going to forget.
So, scull those stubbies!
Grab your galahs!
And put down that platypus.
LOOK OUT, AUSTRALIA!
There's an idiot coming...
Three incredible TRUE stories - check them out now!
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