Garon Whited

Garon Whited was born in either 1969 or 1970; the original birth certificate is suspiciously unavailable and other records do not agree. After spending some years in college playing role-playing games, he finally settled down into the job of virtual cryptozoologist. His career has spanned uncounted weeks, with an epic lack of recognition in his field. His research into the venomous Arctic Butterfly and his search for the Peanut Butter and Jellyfish are well-nigh legendary. He claims to live in Texarkana, on the planet Earth, but people have been known to disagree with that last part.