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Bad Girls

(2024)
(The first book in the Smol Evil series)
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NOTE: please read to the end if you need to be warned about adult content!

When you stare into the void, the void has your back!

The untamed wilderness, land of the free. Safely sheltered under the protection of demons, orcs, vampires and the Sorceress of Pell’s Doom herself, the lowest of the low goblins, kobolds, rats and skeletons… and even Fetch, the sorceress’ familiar… live their quiet lives in the sprawling dungeon of the Veil of Nethermire.

Monster society might live by its own gob-eat-gob code, but at least they have a code. Sure they summoned Fetch’s soul from another world to serve a sorceress, and okay… orcs bully him every day, and maybe his job is cleaning up after sacrificing virgins to demons… but that one’s not on him… I mean… how hard would it have been to lose your virginity and avoid being sacrificed?

But everything changes when the ‘hero’ adventurers of the Black Company show up to take over the land. They destroyed his home, killed his master, butchered everyone he knew and chopped up his girlfriend. But the heroes made one mistake: underestimating the weakest monsters and leaving Fetch alive.

Now the useless sorceress’ familiar has to build a team of losers to get their revenge and take out the heroes who thought they were too scrub to matter. And to do it he’s got a secret weapon: steal the enemy’s humanity.

With a mimic that loves chaos, a goblin queen with a past she can't escape, and a skeleton warrior who can’t die, there's no horror they haven't already faced on a Tuesday, no common decency they haven’t already trampled over, and no plan more evil than what they do before breakfast every day.

Can Fetch lead his ragtag band of monsters to turn the tide against an encroaching wave of heroes? Or will their newfound humanity make them too soft to unleash hell on their enemies?

18+ CONTENT WARNING: this story is a fantasy harem adventure where the morals and social constructs of today’s world don’t apply to monsters. Be prepared for shapeshifters in the bedroom, goblin husbandry, dating your boss to get ahead, fang addiction, moonshine, smoking halfling pipeweed, prying of muskets from cold dead hands, dominant demons getting put in their place, hooking up on the job, and stepping on slimes. And that’s what they do for fun, just wait until they decide to get revenge.

If your monocle just popped out and you’re clutching your pearls, then don’t blame me if you read this story and never look at a halfling the same way again. You were warned.


Genre: HaremLit

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