Don't Tell Mom I'm Alive
(2024)(The third book in the Dead Academy series)
A novel by Juliann Whicker
Isabel Dreary's life is about to begin. Literally.I've been dead, undead, and now, thanks to the Grand Master, I'm alive. What could possibly go wrong?
First of all, live girls can't go to Dead Academy, particularly when their poltergeist bestie is now trying to kill her. So where do I go? Back to Prentiss, and my new roomie, is none other than my arch-nemesis, the most evil good witch in the universe.
Second, my cat is no longer talking to me. Weird that's a bad thing.
Third, Vlad, the Grand Master's grandson is trying to break up with me, 'for my safety,' because being alive means you've got a lot to lose. Happily, or ambivalently since everything's bleak without Vlad, an immortal vampire slayer knight has decided I have potential and makes me his squire.
I just wanted to have a nice normal senior year with my immortal boyfriend, but instead, I might be the one that destroys the balance of the world. No problem, right?
Don't Tell Mom I'm Alive is the third and final book in a funny, lighthearted romp on the dark side. BFF's that try to kill you, talking cats that give you the silent treatment, and a vampire boyfriend that would do anything for you.
Genre: Urban Fantasy
First of all, live girls can't go to Dead Academy, particularly when their poltergeist bestie is now trying to kill her. So where do I go? Back to Prentiss, and my new roomie, is none other than my arch-nemesis, the most evil good witch in the universe.
Second, my cat is no longer talking to me. Weird that's a bad thing.
Third, Vlad, the Grand Master's grandson is trying to break up with me, 'for my safety,' because being alive means you've got a lot to lose. Happily, or ambivalently since everything's bleak without Vlad, an immortal vampire slayer knight has decided I have potential and makes me his squire.
I just wanted to have a nice normal senior year with my immortal boyfriend, but instead, I might be the one that destroys the balance of the world. No problem, right?
Don't Tell Mom I'm Alive is the third and final book in a funny, lighthearted romp on the dark side. BFF's that try to kill you, talking cats that give you the silent treatment, and a vampire boyfriend that would do anything for you.
Genre: Urban Fantasy
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