'Fun, action-packed and wildly original' CULTUREFLY
'Five Stars, Would Recommend' GRADY HENDRIX
'Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' BENJAMIN STEVENSON
> Passport
> Suncream
> Apocalypse???
What happens when you're on holiday and the sun explodes?
Professional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a break. Sure, his life has been average at best and, yes, he has never has quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Bud Lights in paradise with his girlfriend Mara, things are starting to look up.
Then the sun explodes.
With the island suddenly plunged into darkness, the ultra-rich guests hijack the remaining supplies and declare themselves the new ruling class. Led by a fitness influencer turned ruthless dictator, martial law is declared and the hoi polloi are press-ganged into service. And it's just Dan's luck that he could land an even worse job while on holiday.
As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, Dan might have found a way for himself and Mara to escape the island. But sneaking away would also mean abandoning the burgeoning revolution that he might-have-kind-of-sort-of single-handedly started.
'A must-read' BOOKLIST
'Totally original' ALICE BELL
'Fresh, funand completely brilliant' SARAH BONNER
Genre: Science Fiction
'Five Stars, Would Recommend' GRADY HENDRIX
'Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' BENJAMIN STEVENSON
> Passport
> Suncream
> Apocalypse???
What happens when you're on holiday and the sun explodes?
Professional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a break. Sure, his life has been average at best and, yes, he has never has quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Bud Lights in paradise with his girlfriend Mara, things are starting to look up.
Then the sun explodes.
With the island suddenly plunged into darkness, the ultra-rich guests hijack the remaining supplies and declare themselves the new ruling class. Led by a fitness influencer turned ruthless dictator, martial law is declared and the hoi polloi are press-ganged into service. And it's just Dan's luck that he could land an even worse job while on holiday.
As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, Dan might have found a way for himself and Mara to escape the island. But sneaking away would also mean abandoning the burgeoning revolution that he might-have-kind-of-sort-of single-handedly started.
'A must-read' BOOKLIST
'Totally original' ALICE BELL
'Fresh, funand completely brilliant' SARAH BONNER
Genre: Science Fiction
Praise for this book
"This is Lord Of The Flies meets an all-inclusive bar, with incredible results. MJ Wassmer has written a totally original brainmelter-part thriller, part comedy, and part inspiring love story." - Alice Bell
"Fresh, fun, and completely brilliant. Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend combines a terrifyingly plausible apocalyptic fallout with an utterly original comedic voice. Who would have thought the end of the world could be this much fun!" - Sarah Bonner
"Worst Vacation Ever - Five Stars, Would Recommend." - Grady Hendrix
"Fabulously original and relentlessly clever, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend is one of the best debuts I've read in ages. I loved every single thing about it." - Allison Winn Scotch
"Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in this rollicking look at the end of the world." - Benjamin Stevenson
"Part scathing social commentary, part post-apocalyptic romcom, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend is an absolute marvel-MJ Wassmer's debut is clever and cunning, touching and witty (with twist after twist). I adored it-bravo, can't wait to read more from him!" - Ashley Tate
"The end of the world has never been so fun! Explosively funny and terrifyingly plausible in its depiction of the apocalypse, this cinematic debut had me LOLing, cringing and cheering throughout. I absolutely blazed through this earth-shattering action romp." - Josh Winning
"Fresh, fun, and completely brilliant. Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend combines a terrifyingly plausible apocalyptic fallout with an utterly original comedic voice. Who would have thought the end of the world could be this much fun!" - Sarah Bonner
"Worst Vacation Ever - Five Stars, Would Recommend." - Grady Hendrix
"Fabulously original and relentlessly clever, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend is one of the best debuts I've read in ages. I loved every single thing about it." - Allison Winn Scotch
"Lord of the Flies crashes headfirst into The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in this rollicking look at the end of the world." - Benjamin Stevenson
"Part scathing social commentary, part post-apocalyptic romcom, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend is an absolute marvel-MJ Wassmer's debut is clever and cunning, touching and witty (with twist after twist). I adored it-bravo, can't wait to read more from him!" - Ashley Tate
"The end of the world has never been so fun! Explosively funny and terrifyingly plausible in its depiction of the apocalypse, this cinematic debut had me LOLing, cringing and cheering throughout. I absolutely blazed through this earth-shattering action romp." - Josh Winning
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