Sabine the Bad Witch has a huge problem--she's broke! With her various sources of income amounting to a tragically small amount of dough, the wickedest witch in the USA has no choice but to grit her teeth and throw a yard sale. Luckily for her, Clarinda Lovegood, her good witch neighbor, is happy to relieve her of one specific piece...but Clarinda's got a few troubles of her own.
Feeling guilt for her sizzling relationship with the outer god Nyarlethotep, Clarinda struggles whether to escape his slimy tendrils or give in all the way. It's not Nyarlethotep who Clarinda wants to submit to, though--and when it turns out that the chair she's just bought isn't an ordinary chair at all, she's given an opportunity that few could refuse.
Not when it comes from a Devil so handsome.
This 10k word horrotica comedy is not recommended for people who don't have a sense of humor, and contains some very adult jokes and situations as well as tentacles and men pretending to be chairs. Discretion is, as always, advised.
Feeling guilt for her sizzling relationship with the outer god Nyarlethotep, Clarinda struggles whether to escape his slimy tendrils or give in all the way. It's not Nyarlethotep who Clarinda wants to submit to, though--and when it turns out that the chair she's just bought isn't an ordinary chair at all, she's given an opportunity that few could refuse.
Not when it comes from a Devil so handsome.
This 10k word horrotica comedy is not recommended for people who don't have a sense of humor, and contains some very adult jokes and situations as well as tentacles and men pretending to be chairs. Discretion is, as always, advised.
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