The Doomsayer Journeys: Books 1-3
(2019)(A book in the Doomsayer Journeys series)
An omnibus of novels by Steve Wetherell
Fans of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Good Omens - your wait is over! The next ridiculous sci-fi fantasy series from a snarky British guy is here!
And now you can experience the complete Doomsayer Journeys Trilogy in one volume!
The Last Volunteer
The fate of the world lies with one man: Bip Plunkerton.
Talentless psyentist and frequent drinker at The Empty Goat, young Bip Plunkerton will follow in his father's footsteps as a Volunteer... footsteps that have yet to return from the wilds of the wide world outside.
Traverse the harsh weather of the formidable Ice Plains, navigate the Boiling Sea, and suffer the ravaging heat of the Bone Desert. Bip's impossible task, continually thwarted by the semi-corporeal Mr. Random, is to warn the rest of the world of the coming doom of the Massive Ball of Death hurtling through space.
Will the last volunteer be any more successful than the first?
Will Bip save planet Bersch from a fate set into motion millennia before?
The Chained Immortal
After announcing to the public that the Massive Ball of Death is coming to destroy everything, Bip finds himself locked away with the other criminally insane. Aided by his psyentific talent for exploding things and creating the random igloo, Bip manages to escape and team up with the immortal Handen Strike, the first Volunteer who ventured out to spread the Clarion's message of total world devastation.
Joining their band of misfits is Azron, Genuine Diamond Geezer (1st class) and Xharon, a nearly nude warrior princess.
Traveling across the face of Bersch, these four adventurers, albeit somewhat reluctant, must brave raging giants, the fountain of death, and savage birdmen to ensure their message reaches the ears of the very emperor who has been trying to imprison them.
With these three gems saving the world, what's the worst that could happen?
The Mad Emperor
When we last left our adventurers, the Massive Ball of Death was massively balling toward the certain death of all Bersch's inhabitants.
The secret to stopping the destruction and saving the world - if it should, indeed, be saved - is hidden away deep in the desert sands.
Joining their crew is the slightly crazy, time/space traveling professor who also happens to be Xharon's daddy. And who also happens to really want her to wear more than just her knickers, much to Bip's dismay.
But, back to the tale! Bip and his crew must race against the clock to unearth the secret weapon before the mad emperor can use it for total galactic annihilation. Will our brave adventurers beat the clock?
Find out if the Doomsayers were right, or if they're just another bunch of idiots looking to get on television by saying stupid crap.
Genre: Science Fiction
And now you can experience the complete Doomsayer Journeys Trilogy in one volume!
The Last Volunteer
The fate of the world lies with one man: Bip Plunkerton.
Talentless psyentist and frequent drinker at The Empty Goat, young Bip Plunkerton will follow in his father's footsteps as a Volunteer... footsteps that have yet to return from the wilds of the wide world outside.
Traverse the harsh weather of the formidable Ice Plains, navigate the Boiling Sea, and suffer the ravaging heat of the Bone Desert. Bip's impossible task, continually thwarted by the semi-corporeal Mr. Random, is to warn the rest of the world of the coming doom of the Massive Ball of Death hurtling through space.
Will the last volunteer be any more successful than the first?
Will Bip save planet Bersch from a fate set into motion millennia before?
The Chained Immortal
After announcing to the public that the Massive Ball of Death is coming to destroy everything, Bip finds himself locked away with the other criminally insane. Aided by his psyentific talent for exploding things and creating the random igloo, Bip manages to escape and team up with the immortal Handen Strike, the first Volunteer who ventured out to spread the Clarion's message of total world devastation.
Joining their band of misfits is Azron, Genuine Diamond Geezer (1st class) and Xharon, a nearly nude warrior princess.
Traveling across the face of Bersch, these four adventurers, albeit somewhat reluctant, must brave raging giants, the fountain of death, and savage birdmen to ensure their message reaches the ears of the very emperor who has been trying to imprison them.
With these three gems saving the world, what's the worst that could happen?
The Mad Emperor
When we last left our adventurers, the Massive Ball of Death was massively balling toward the certain death of all Bersch's inhabitants.
The secret to stopping the destruction and saving the world - if it should, indeed, be saved - is hidden away deep in the desert sands.
Joining their crew is the slightly crazy, time/space traveling professor who also happens to be Xharon's daddy. And who also happens to really want her to wear more than just her knickers, much to Bip's dismay.
But, back to the tale! Bip and his crew must race against the clock to unearth the secret weapon before the mad emperor can use it for total galactic annihilation. Will our brave adventurers beat the clock?
Find out if the Doomsayers were right, or if they're just another bunch of idiots looking to get on television by saying stupid crap.
Genre: Science Fiction
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